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As a smart alec myself, I feel responsible to pass my knowledge onto a worthy heir. But since I’m 17, I don’t have an heir the internet will have to do.

Number 1:

“Wait, I’m thinking.” “Well that’s a bad sign.”

If they say “Wait, I have to come up with a come back” you have to say “IT’S GETTING WORSE!”

Number 2:

“Look in a mirror.” “I am, it’s a one way mirror.”

Number 3:

“I need some smart alec bait!” “I would tell you but you’re not smart enough.”

Number 4:

“How was your day today?” “It’s Monday.” “But it could be worse.” “It’s still Monday.”

Number 5:

“Does this seem reasonable?” “Coming from you? No.”

 

Well that’s all I have for now, please feel free to use these jokes and remarks.

Please use responsibly.

Who really needs a reason to blog? I mean it’s just putting random thoughts on the internet. So here are a few of mine:

IHATERAIN!

My science teacher is nuts.

Homework sucks.

Why am I blogging?

…. Yay hot chocolate!

Why did I just post that? Forget I put those words on.

My siblings are fighting with spoons! That is blog worthy!

And those are my random thoughts for this week.

[Insert interesting Blog here]

You ever have one of those days where you can’t think of something you want to do? It’s one of the most boring things to ever happen to someone. Like here, I couldn’t find something interesting to blog about. Sometimes you just wish that there would be a button that when you push it something would allow you to do something interesting. I don’t even like blogging. Why am I… oh yeah. So employers know who I am. That reminds me, if my sister is here, LEAVE NOW!

[Insert ending here]

After a week of no school, I’m ready to skip ahead to the next vacation. Although I’ll settle for the next weekend. Don’t take this the wrong way, I’m not a lazy in the sense I want to be one of those leeching sons who live in their parent’s basement. I just hate school and I don’t want go back to it. Haven’t you ever had that feeling? If not, you either had no issues with school, peaked in it (which is sad), or you’re a school teacher that actually likes his or her job. Oh, I almost forgot the fourth not-really-apparent-reason that is totally legit because it is not-really-apparent.

That is all. Gooooooooooooooooooooooooood night internet!

 

……..I guess that only works when you’re actually talking.

I HAVE MY FIRST SUBSCRIBER! Hurray! I’d like to thank Mirza51 for subscribing, the internet, ….

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Wow. Not only is it a poor reason to celebrate, but it’s also a poor celebration. Still, thanks Mirza51 for signing up, you get the grand prize of $0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 congratulations!