As a smart alec myself, I feel responsible to pass my knowledge onto a worthy heir. But since I’m 17, I don’t have an heir the internet will have to do.
Number 1:
“Wait, I’m thinking.” “Well that’s a bad sign.”
If they say “Wait, I have to come up with a come back” you have to say “IT’S GETTING WORSE!”
Number 2:
“Look in a mirror.” “I am, it’s a one way mirror.”
Number 3:
“I need some smart alec bait!” “I would tell you but you’re not smart enough.”
Number 4:
“How was your day today?” “It’s Monday.” “But it could be worse.” “It’s still Monday.”
Number 5:
“Does this seem reasonable?” “Coming from you? No.”
Well that’s all I have for now, please feel free to use these jokes and remarks.
Please use responsibly.